BleachBeGone Barrier Balm
🚨 PSA for the Pressure Washing Beef Squad 🚨
Shield your skin. Save your gut. Suds responsibly.
Protect Your Power Now!
Still Beefing? There’s a Deeper Problem Than Mildew.
Y’all out here beefing harder than the mildew on a 2006 vinyl siding, but let’s talk about something way deeper than your online roasts:
- đź‘• Your Skin is an Open Door: Yes, we get it—sun’s out, guns out. But that bleach mist ain’t just giving your forearms a tan line; it’s giving your gut biome a full-scale genocide. Every spray, every splash, it’s absorbed.
- 🧠The Mood-Gut Connection is Real: Ever wonder why you’re mad for no reason at 2 PM? Or why one bad Google review sends you into a three-day existential spiral? Spoiler alert: Your serotonin lives in your gut. Your “happy chemical” isn’t in your brain throwing parties. It’s down there, vibing with trillions of microbes that bleach hates more than a roof full of moss.
- 🚀 Your Motivation Starts Here: And dopamine? That motivation juice? Also gets its building blocks in the gut. You ruin that system, and suddenly you’re scrolling FB looking for fights instead of knocking out three driveways before lunch.
- đź’Ą The Toxic Combo: Bleach mist + skin exposure + fast food = Depressed, angry, gut-leaking pressure washer with elbow sunburn.
It’s time to get your mental game clean too, not just your siding. Your well-being impacts your wallet.
Introducing GUT GUARD ARMOR: BleachBeGone Barrier Balm
Protect your livelihood. Protect your mind.
The first balm made specifically for pressure washers, landscapers, and pool techs who are tired of silent health battles. This vitamin-rich, bleach-blocking skin barrier cream is engineered for daily exposure to harsh chemicals and sun.
Don’t let bleach mist wreck your arms—or your gut. BleachBeGone forms a natural, breathable barrier to significantly reduce exposure, soothe existing damage, and help restore the vital gut-skin balance that keeps you healthy, happy, and earning.
Get Your Armor Today!From Our Co-Founder, Katie’s Story
“You’d think landing all these huge pressure washing jobs and finally making the income of our dreams would have fixed our lives, right? We had everything we wanted on paper. But little did we know, you’ll never truly be happy, truly *fulfilled*, without your **gut and health** solidly behind you.
After countless blow-ups, unexplained meltdowns, and that constant ‘off’ feeling, we had to figure out why. We were crushing it in business, but feeling crushed personally. We discovered the insidious link between constant chemical exposure and our internal well-being.
You could spend years (and thousands of dollars) tracking down those invisible health issues that creep up on you, chasing symptoms, or even getting a full biome panel. Or, you could take a simple, proactive step today. Just **order a bottle of BleachBeGone Barrier Balm**. Protect yourself at the source. Then, go eat like a king, enjoy your success, and **go be great!** We built this because we lived it, and we want you to thrive, too.”
We hope we can help get your health and smile back.
The Science of Your Shield: Key Ingredients
Every ingredient in BleachBeGone is chosen for its powerful protective and restorative properties.
Vitamin C Ester
Neutralizes Oxidative Stress: Actively repairs sun & bleach damage at a cellular level, providing a potent antioxidant defense against free radicals.
Organic Coconut Oil
Deeply Nourishing Barrier: A natural antifungal and antibacterial agent that locks in essential moisture, keeping your skin hydrated and resilient against environmental aggressors.
Zinc Oxide (non-nano)
Physical Chemical & Sun Block: Forms a breathable, non-greasy physical shield on your skin, deflecting bleach mist and harmful UV rays before they can penetrate.
Prebiotic Inulin Extract
Feeds Your Skin’s Defense: Supports your dermal microbiome, fostering healthy skin flora which communicates directly with your gut biome for holistic wellness.
Turmeric Extract + MSM
Inflammation & Recovery Powerhouse: Potent anti-inflammatory compounds that reduce redness, swelling, and accelerate skin healing from chemical exposure and irritation.
Calendula & Aloe Vera
Soothing & Regenerative Duo: Calms burns, alleviates dryness, and promotes rapid skin regeneration, ensuring quick recovery and lasting comfort.
Your Daily Ritual: How to Use BleachBeGone
BleachBeGone forms a natural, non-greasy barrier that drastically reduces chemical absorption, soothes irritation, and actively supports your gut-skin axis.
Directions: Apply generously to arms, neck, face, and hands before you start your workday—or immediately after exposure. It’s light, fast-absorbing, and won’t interfere with gloves or grip. Doubles as essential post-wash recovery.
âś… Prebiotic-Infused & Microbiome-Safe
âś… No synthetic fragrances, petroleum, or parabens
âś… Skin-safe. Gut-smart. Performance-driven.
Hear From Fellow Pros & Our Co-Founder, Storm
“I used to ignore the bleach mist, the irritation, the constant drain. As a business owner, you get caught up proving you’re tough. But that ‘toughness’ was silently eroding my health, my mood, and even my ability to be present at home. This isn’t just about skin; it’s about protecting your core, your livelihood. If you think you’re too tough to need BleachBeGone, you’re missing the real cost. Stop jeopardizing your future. Invest in yourself, before your body forces the issue.It’s not about being ‘less tough’ – it’s about being smarter, sustainable, and truly present. Stop letting the job take more than it gives. Take control of your health, starting today.”
Life, liberty, and the **Pursuit of Happiness** – it truly starts with your health.
“My arms used to be raw after a long day. BleachBeGone changed the game. No more redness, and honestly, I feel less drained mentally too. This stuff is legit.”
“Was skeptical, but the difference is night and day. My skin feels healthier, and I’m not getting that ‘bleach headache’ anymore. Wish I found this years ago.”
“Finally, a product that gets it. As a landscaper, I’m always exposed. This balm is my new essential. My gut thanks you!”
“We’re So Confident, Your Gut Will Thank Us.”
100% Risk-Free 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee. If BleachBeGone Barrier Balm doesn’t significantly improve your skin comfort and confidence on the job, send it back for a full refund. No questions asked.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is BleachBeGone only for pressure washers?
While designed with pressure washers in mind, it’s perfect for anyone exposed to harsh chemicals or prolonged sun—like landscapers, pool technicians, auto detailers, and cleaning professionals.
How does it protect my gut if it’s applied to skin?
Your skin is your largest organ and plays a crucial role in your overall health, including its connection to your gut microbiome (the “gut-skin axis”). By protecting your skin’s barrier and supporting its healthy microbes, BleachBeGone reduces inflammation and stress on your body, indirectly supporting your gut health and overall well-being.
Is it greasy? Will it affect my grip or gloves?
No! We engineered BleachBeGone to be fast-absorbing and non-greasy. It won’t leave a residue, ensuring your grip remains secure and your gloves fit comfortably.
How often should I apply it?
For best results, apply a generous layer to exposed skin before you start your workday. You can also reapply as needed after heavy exposure or as a soothing after-care balm.
Stop the Battle. Start Protecting.
Your business depends on your grit. Your health depends on your smarts. Invest in both.
Secure Your BleachBeGone Today!Clean jobs don’t require chemical casualties.
Important Disclaimer
Please Read Carefully Before Use:
1. Not a Medical Product or Advice:
BleachBeGone Barrier Balm is a cosmetic product intended for skin barrier support and protection from environmental aggressors. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease, illness, or medical condition. The information on this website, including testimonials, is for informational purposes only and is not a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always consult with a qualified healthcare professional before starting any new health regimen, especially if you have pre-existing medical conditions, allergies, or are pregnant or breastfeeding.
2. Individual Results May Vary:
The effectiveness of BleachBeGone Barrier Balm can vary from person to person. While many users experience significant benefits, individual results are not guaranteed and may depend on various factors including skin type, consistency of use, degree of exposure, and overall lifestyle. Testimonials reflect individual experiences and do not guarantee similar outcomes for all users.
3. Safety with Chemicals:
BleachBeGone Barrier Balm is designed to provide an enhanced skin barrier against chemical mist and environmental irritants. However, it is NOT a substitute for proper personal protective equipment (PPE), safe handling procedures, and adherence to manufacturer guidelines for hazardous chemicals. Always wear appropriate gloves, eye protection, respiratory masks, and protective clothing as recommended for the chemicals you are working with. Avoid direct skin or eye contact with harsh chemicals. In case of chemical exposure, follow immediate first aid procedures and seek medical attention if necessary.
4. Ingredient & Allergy Notice:
We use natural and carefully selected ingredients. Please review the full ingredient list provided on the product label and on this website. If you have known allergies to any listed ingredients, or if you experience any irritation, redness, or discomfort after application, discontinue use immediately and consult a healthcare professional. Perform a patch test on a small area of skin before first full application.
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Built on Service. Built for You.
BleachBeGone Barrier Balm is proudly a Veteran Owned Business.
As veterans of both the armed forces and the demanding pressure washing industry, we understand what it means to protect yourself and those around you. We’ve brought the discipline, commitment, and attention to detail from our service to create products that genuinely make a difference.
Every item is meticulously sourced and produced right here in the USA, ensuring the highest quality and supporting American jobs.
From our service to your success – we’ve got your back.